A very close friend of mine sent this joke to me. Since I’m the oldest, I thought it was appropriate for me to be the one to share it with the world.

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!!

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into. She’s hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator! She cried. The dispatcher said "Stay calm an officer is on the way". A few minutes later the officer radios in "Disregard she got in the back seat by mistake".

TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!! "Oops too late".

Toni Burrough @ 10:25 | Permanent link